i am actually, actually almost on vacation. a surfing do-over, if you will. without the surf and sun but with all the fun. :)
i can't believe i plowed through everything that needed to be done, but i did. i am. i will. i leave the boys partially under control (except for monday), the husband has a list the size of my arm, the dogs are set...and then, i looked in the mirror. oh my. i could use a haircut and a brow wax and a mustache shave, and maybe some make-up and a comb...
i made karen promise not to clean or make anyone stop farting or burping just because i'm coming. i want them to be the real deal. i guess this means me too. and the real me is a cheap ass (can i say that here?) so i am NOT paying $25 for luggage. i'm packing a carry-on full of sweatpants and fleece and calling it good.
can't wait to see virginia. and baltimore. and i might make it to the monkey's soccer game and gabe is winning an award and there's a corn maze for tanner and karen is picking me up in baltimore, we hope. i get there tomorrow at 1:45 and laughed outloud when karen told me she thought it was 8:30 and had planned her whole day around it. yep. this is how we roll. i am prepared for anything. i just hope my airplane doesn't break. i also hope i don't have to sit next to any chatty people on the plane. i have that whole hermit thing going on and just because i'm going to see karen doesn't mean i have to start liking people.
ok. i guess we'll talk to you all later. maybe we'll duo-blog this weekend. just don't believe anything karen tells you, she loves to exaggerate.
5 Comments:
I am SO excited! I totally, totally had you flying into Baltimore at 8:30 and then out again on Tuesday. Which, seriously. I might not take you to the airport until Tuesday. Whatcha gonna do about it? I happen to know that you can't navigate your way out of a paper bag, lady. I'm your only hope for getting back to Baltimore.
I have cleaned nothing. I was going to buy groceries today, but didn't. Instead, I dumped a bunch of M&Ms into a jar of peanut butter and ate them out with a spoon. I've got three jars of peanut butter in the pantry, we'll all be fine.
Hurry up!
11:49 AM
And the idea of "making" these people stop farting or burping is hilarious. No can do. I've been trying for almost nine years.
I WILL clean the boys' bathroom, which you will be sharing (sorry). That's it, though. I promise.
11:51 AM
we took a loaf of bread, peanut butter and jelly on 4-day camping trip and didn't skip a beat.
darn straight we'll be fine.
leave the bathroom. i dated jamie, the man who bailed his bathtub water out the window.
see ya tomorrow!
5:58 PM
You guys are going to have a great time, can't wait to hear about it!
7:16 PM
Can't wait to hear all about it!!!!!!!!!
9:56 PM
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