so the husband has been preparing to give a big lecture at the hospital tomorrow. something that has to do with ACLS and drug intervention during a heart attack. he lost me at ACLS.

anyway, i'm explaining, again, to small child why he can't bother dad when he's studying. little man wants to know why dad needs to study, so i tell him "well, wouldn't you be embarrassed if you were giving a speech and someone asked you a question that you didn't know?"

without skipping a beat he says, "no. but i would be embarrassed if i was naked."